U.S.E. Investigation

Dear Time Tourist Customers,

We regret to inform you but our company is undergoing a U.S.E. investigation, meaning our services will no longer be offered to you until the investigation is complete.

According to the U.S.E., several key sources within our company have revealed to them that there was unlawful and illicit time traveling within our organization. In short, this unmonitored time travel is theorized to be the reason for the recent “Opps” Virus outbreak.

We here at Time Tourist disagree with these allegations, but we have to comply with U.S.E. officials while they investigate our records.

We want to assure all of you who have deposited money into your Time Tourist accounts -- it is be safe and can be returned to you if requested. We hope to be back in business as soon as possible and hope you will be there with us too when we power up our time gates, once again.