Thursday, May 21, 2009
A Quick Notice About Lost Valuables
We want to take this moment to notify all our customer about baggage. If you have lost any personal items while on one of our tours, our customer service department is here to help. We have bureaus in all the time periods that we travel too, and at these bureaus we have highly specialized service members dedicated to retrieving lost valuables.
Please let us know if you have any problems in this regard, and we'll help you as soon as we can, the best we can. We want to let everyone know that it takes about 3-4 weeks to process your request and retrieve your items, that is because our specialists are very precise at what they do, and finding lost items is a tedious process. We apologize for the delay and know you want your things as soon as possible. Thank you for your understanding, and see you at the time gate!
It's a Dinosaur!
This magnificent tour will span several prehistoric periods, and will take about five days to complete. So pack your bags and bring your cameras, this is a tour you don't want to miss!
We want to assure you, that this tour is 100 percent safe, and is also an awesome educational opportunity. We will have prehistoric historians accompany us on the tour, providing valuable information about the eras. Kids are allowed, and families are encouraged. This is definitely a trip you don't want to miss!
A War Torn History
This trip is not only special because of the amount of sights one will see, but because it is a historical expedition. This means that tourists will be allowed to interact with the historians; they will give mini-lectures, answer questions, and commentate on the fights.
For any historical war buff this is a MUST see. We warn those who are squeamish to consider passing this offer up, because there will be intense, graphic scenery. For this reason, no one under the age of 21 is allowed AT ALL, no exceptions. Also, everyone must be legally chipped with up-to-date visa information. This will be a monitored tour, the USE will know if you go. We want to stress again, there will be disturbing images and you take full responsibility for your decision to go on this tour.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, for anyone interested in knowing how wars are fought and won!
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Time Tourist: A Word to our Viewers...
We at Time Tourists support the knowledge and spread of past cultures and societies. Our aim is to educated customers with knowledge. Therefore, we would like to inform audiences that we will assign “temporary legal” chips to those who refuse to use USE chips when touring with us. We understand if you have opposition to the majority party and want to keep personal activity discreet. We respect your opinion.
These “temporary legal” chips are designed as “guest passes” for historians and scientists who need to chip specimens on a short notice. At Time Tourists, we are allowed access to them, as technically, we are historians.
With that in mind, we want to remind you that our next trip is on schedule. Time Tourists is traveling back to 1440, Florence, Italy. If you want to see the premiere of the controversial David statue by Donatello, please register now!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Time Tourist: Something Light
We’ll be traveling back to the time 1885 -- Meiningen, Germany. It was this year, in Germany, that Johannes Brahms premiered his greatest and largest work, Symphony No. 4. Brahms himself will be conducting; this is a moment in time any music lover won’t wont to miss.
If you have any interest, please feel free to contact us with any questions.